The lack of attention Pockets get in this day and age is out right unjust.

Although men do seem to take advantage of these cloth caverns, woman seem to ignore their sheer functionality and instead buy a purse to match the outfit.

Is this another area of female oppression? Why are only some dresses pocket-ful?

All I can say is, poor, poor pockets…

The same goes for beltloops.

Luckily, today I remembered you all.

Diamond has been busy. And I have been lazy.

I predict that this weekend a new cream poem may be added to our repertoire.

Stay tuned. Even when we forget about you.