Far too often I enter a restaurant and feel, there just aren’t enough breasts here. Unless, of course, I’m at hooters– which I frequently am.
As the most budding entrepreneurs of our generation, highly sought after by a slew of important people, Diamond and Gem have once again been commissioned for a great and exciting project. We have been told by many in the food industry that what we hope to accomplish is an impossible feat. Diamond and Gem have spent months preparing the menu and design for their new restaurant, based on an age old concept, tried and true.
Topless Tapas
Now, many bare-bosomed establishments only claim toplessness. In fact, back in the kitchens and caverns, far from the prying eyes of the clientèle, cooks and sous-chefs are fully clothed. Not so at Topless Tapas, the newest addition to Diamond and Gem’s long string of successful gastronomical establishments. Here, we guarantee full upper body nudity. Diners are free to peek through the doors of the kitchen and feast their eyes on the gentle curves of those within.
The health board requires all chefs to wear aprons to ensure no lactation or chest hairs in any food but we can assure you that chez us, aprons will be loose and provide ample space for supple breasts to breathe.
Memorandum in Tandem 