Local Woman Reads Article and Decides to Pack it Up

Local woman, Beth Harrow, 46, has always been of the mind, ‘don’t believe everything you read,’ until now. After discovering an article entitled, “The 6th Extinction: Are We Next?” Harrow began saying her goodbyes and getting her affairs in order. “Well if I’m on the way out, I just want to make sure I tell my parents how much I love them. Life was pretty cool.” Harrow has decided to stay at home until the extinction takes place. “It could be any day now, so I’m just gonna get comfy and wait. I’ve already closed out all my banks accounts, cashed in my retirement and bought one of those sleep number beds.” Harrow now spends her days with the radio and television on at all times, “I know that one of these days, they will sound the alarm and say, ‘it’s happening’ and I don’t want to miss it.” When asked if she misses her life outside of her home she said “Some days I stand at the window and watch kids playing outside in the neighborhood and I just feel bad for them – obviously their parents are just keeping this horrible news from them. They will probably be the first to go.”

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