After over a decade of tormenting this regular American suburb, police finally caught up with the Tin Can Killer.

Memorandum and Tandem is at the scene of his arrest.

Police say that Mr. X is a middle aged white man living alone. We have done some serious sleuthing and discovered that no one in the neighborhood was surprised to learn that Mr. X was actually the famous serial killer.

Old Gramma Jones, 103, reports exclusively to Memorandum in Tandem, “I used to see him sneaking around my garden at twilight. He would hide behind the bushes when I went onto the porch. And I was always pretty certain Mr. X was the one who decapitated my cat, Big Joe.”

Says Sally Simpson, 42, down the block, “Once he chased me down the street with a sledgehammer. He screamed that he was going to kill me. I don’t know why I never called the cops.”

“Every couple of weeks he would dig a rectangular hole in the backyard, usually about six by three feet,” notes Allen Davis, 33, a door to door salesman in the area. “Once he actually came to the door when I rang and I heard a struggle before he opened it. I am not even remotely surprised that he has been killing people for years.”