http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

We’re all for state sanctioned haircuts, because there’s nothing like a tyrannical regime dictating your look, but maybe we could try something more exciting, something that really says “I may live in a totalitarian society, but I know how to have a good time”

 

Here were just some of the options Kim Jong Un considered before landing on his classic bad boy quiff

 

The Christian – This idea was thrown out along with many christian’s lives

 

 

The Big Brother – Eyes in the back of your head

 

 

 

The Yolk – aka the collar, so you never forget who you belong to

 

 

 

The Imperial Mullet – Persecution in the front, rebellion in the back